157. Monsters Like Providing Biting Commentary About your Bourgeois, Consumer, Hum-drum, Routine, Mindless Automaton Lives
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156. Monsters Like Serendipitously Finding Carelessly Placed Body Parts
It’s the Zombie Apocalypse. You have a lot of things on your mind. Survival, food, shelter, and that little problem of keeping the remaining human race alive. It’s going to be a big day. Suddenly, you’re surrounded. The zombies have you now, and they are closing in. You should have…
155. Monsters Like Surviving Car Accidents
On an eerily foreboding night in 1999 (at least that’s how we imagine it), celebrated horror author Stephen King was struck from behind by a minivan. The official story supposes that the woman driving the van was distracted by an unruly dog in the backseat. We don’t know if the…
154. Monsters Like Gothic, Southern Cities
You humans may have heard the undead are cold. Not cold-hearted, necessarily – though we are often that too. No, we are cold. Literally. Nasty side effect of lack of blood flow. For that reason, we have migrated South over the years, to places of culture and mystery that can…
153. Monsters Like When Young College Kids take a Weekend at their Cousins’ Secluded Cabins in the Rural Forest
It’s Fall Break. You and your bros have a van full of beer. Your girlfriend promised to bring her sexiest panties. And your cabin has a basement of artifacts covered in Latin and spooky symbols. Sounds like a nice, relaxing weekend. What could go wrong?
152. Monsters Like Crocodile-Infested Moats
A man’s home is his castle. And a monster’s castle is his fortress. Any monster who values his privacy knows a few tricks for keeping the pesky villagers and meddling teenagers with dogs off of his property. Of course, we have no intention of sharing all our secrets with you…
151. Monsters Like Paintings with Moving Eyes
When you were young, did you have a painting of your great grandfather hanging in the front hall of your family’s estate? Horrifying, wasn’t it? His locked-jaw stern expression. The disdain for humanity in his eyes. The taxidermied dog sitting next to his unnecessarily large leather armchair while his dangled…
150. Monsters Like Mood Lighting
Ambiance is important to followers of the macabre. Regulating the comfort of our haunted homes, dungeons, and sinister laboratories (pretentiously read “la-BOR-a-tor-eez”) is imperative to making our “guests” feel as unwelcome as possible. Of course, no creepy castle is complete without abundant spider webs and hidden trap doors that open…
