173. Monsters Like Dismemberment Insurance
Home, Life, Boat, RV, and now, Dismemberment! Because losing a limb shouldn’t be a one-time event. Inspired by Jeremy Parrish
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172. Monsters Like Two-Way Mirrors
You fix your makeup. We’ll plot your death. Image taken from fullvocal on DeviantArt.
171. Monsters Like Running Amuck
Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! It’s a friendly-sounding word for a berserking demon-fueled rampage.
170. Monsters Like the War On Christmas
You want to see Christmas decorations out in October? You “Christmas Lovers” wanna take over Halloween season with your cookie-scented candles and garlands of joy. Fine. Two can play at that game.
169. Monsters Like Bludgeoning
A low-tech method with high-end results.
168. Monsters Like When You Think the Stoner is Just Being Paranoid
Hey, guys. Seriously. I think someone’s watching us. Seriously. We should turn around and go home. What? No, I only had like 3 hits. Seriously, guys. I have bad feelings about this. No, I’m telling you – you don’t want to read from that book!
167. Monsters Like Impeccable Grooming Routines
Monsters believe in taking care of ourselves and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. “In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep…
166. Monsters Like Twins
What’s more blood curdling than one abnormally frightening child? Two of them, beckoning you to your doom in unison.
