213. Monsters Like Leaving Inconspicuous Dead Bodies Lying Around in Ways that You Don’t Know if They’re Really Dead So You Try to Wake Them to Make Sure, But Then You Discover They’ve Been Alive All Along and Have Just Been Waiting to Kill You.
Category: Stuff Monsters Like
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212. Monsters Like When our Evil Robots are Fully Charged
Mmm. That delicious moment that all monsters work toward has finally arrived. All our plans have been drawn out. We have taken those blueprints, and built up an army of the most terrifying evil robots humanity can never defeat. The robots have been meticulously programmed. Our battle ostriches have trained…
211. Monsters Like Having a Wild Side
Whoa. My head is killing me. Why are my ribs sore? What happened to my shirt? And why am I covered in chains? Wait, I did WHATlast night? Okay, okay. Just tell me who I should apologize to. And how much it will cost to replace the stuff I broke. I…
210. Monsters Like Guarding the Edge of the Planet on Old World Maps
In addition to conducting their own evil schemes and plotting mayhem against humanity, on occasion some monsters will take a second, part-time security position. It just gives us a little extra cash to pay the rent, or, you know, buy a freeze ray. These security positions have changed a lot…
209. Monsters Like Giving the Evil Eye
What? You thought we were going to give you the peaceful, loving, always-accepting, and encouraging eye? Not a chance.
208. Monsters Like Agrarian Jobs, Like Being Butchers
Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.
207. Monsters Like Braaaaaaaains
Delicious, nutritious, and full of Vitamin B. Brains. They’re not just for thinking anymore.
206. Monsters Like When Campers Retreat into Tents for Protection
It’s like having your prey conveniently wrap itself in a thin tortilla shell and wait patiently for you to attack.
