221. Monsters Like Broom Closets
We’d park the broom somewhere else, but this old castle was built centuries before the invention of garages, My Pretty.
Category: Stuff Monsters Like
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220. Monsters Like Artisan Glass Blowing Crafts
There are no rainbows outside today. But I know how we can get to the end of one anyway. Happy St. Patty’s Day.
219. Monsters Like the Atkins Diet
Watching carbohydrate intake keeps a monster young and fit. That means cutting down on the white breads and sweets. And making sure to power-load on the protein. Pure protein is best. Especially when the protein is served raw. With a nice Chianti.
218. Monsters Like Playing with Matches
Only YOU can burn down entire government facilities with a single flick of the wrist.
217. Monsters Like When an Entire Town Wall Gets Filled with Posters of Missing Children, But the Parents Don’t Ever Leave, Even in the Face of Obvious Danger, and Some of Them Even Continue to Have More Babies
216. Monsters Like that Car Batteries Always Tend to Fail Once they Are Driven Out into the Deep, Creepy, Abandoned Forest
You are now 3 hours from the nearest town, cell phone tower, and car mechanic. Yep. Good luck.
215. Monsters Like Avian Rage
It’s real. Don’t be fooled by those passive little birds, flying around and eating berries and seeds. They are kin to the dinosaurs, and not the cute ones with the long necks or three horns. Inside the heads of these birds is a tiny mind with big ideas. Ideas big…
214. Monsters Like Dodging the Falling Chandelier Attached to the Rope that the Hero Just Chopped as He Rides the Rope to the Upper Floor
That chandelier has been in our coven for over 400 years. Do you really think we’d let you destroy it during your scheme to get away? And knock some of us out in the process? Petty human. You think your clever little tricks to defy gravity are any match to…
