These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
Remember that one afternoon when your dad wanted to show you how to correctly place the jack under your car, lift the car, loosen the bolts holding on the tire, and replace the tire? You know, should the need ever arise when your tire explodes along a deserted highway, and…
It is widely regarded that high-quality refrigerators should be reliable and long lasting, and should keep your food, beverages, and assorted condiments at a constant temperature. For the environmentally-conscious, refrigerators should also be energy efficient, offering the best chill for the lowest cost. When your refrigerator doubles as an interdimensional…
The mental and physical torture of townspeople is what we do best. We live in the creepy castle on the hill overlooking the quaint village below. You know the one. Gothic architecture. Howling wolves at night. Lots of lightning strikes. And there always seems to be a low-hanging cloud of…
Run for your lives! He is Risen!
The phone rings and the creepy voice on the other end tells me I have 7 days to live. Um, is that how this works? Shouldn’t you kill me now? I mean, I’ve seen other monster movies, and they always die right away. What’s up with waiting a week? I…
Nothing like doing some yard work and trimming the hedges to take the edge off a long day of totally freaking out the villagers.
Oh, Boy! It’s just what we always wanted. A cute and fuzzy bunny rabbit. Even if it’s not a bunny, we’ll take it. Duck? No problem. Just slap some fuzzy ears on him. But he’d better keep those ears on. And We’ll hug him and pet him and squeeze him…
Exercise is just a lie told by the health nuts and marathon sponsors. I’ve lived for millennia. I’ve traveled across time and lived through all the major rises and falls of civilizations around the world. When I was young, I hunted and gathered, I followed the buffalo, and I built…
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