These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
Bjork? B-please. She ain’t got nothing on us. Cher – let me “cher” something with you. Prince? You ain’t no prince of darkness. Adelle. Let me A-tell you somethin’. The best, bloodiest, and most bone-shattering monsters have been going by one name for literally centuries. You can jump on the…
We could waste time chasing you around the room, but why bother? All monsters instinctively know that the shortest distance between two points can be crossed by crawling over that rickety coffee table.
Monsters like to stay connected to you, even when they are in a different room than you. Penetrating solid objects would be a real task for a mortal. But monsters never did have much use for the laws of physics.
Psst. Over here. Behind you on the table. Yes, the head without a body. That’s me. Don’t judge – my head was all they could save after the accident… What? Have you never seen a disembodied head before? No, it’s not impossible. It’s just science. Listen. Get over your shock…
Greetings, my new neighbor. I’m the lonely, creepy old man who lives in the dark castle at the end of your road. I like to meet all my new neighbors. . . after sundown. You’re really going to like it here. Nice schools, good parks, lots of adequate streetlights. Just…
Mortals don’t have enough time anymore to make every meeting face to face. Technology is a wonderful tool. Humans can converse with people halfway across the world if they possess the right software. But what if you want to converse with someone halfway across the netherworld? Well, we monsters have…
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
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