These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
Whether your purpose is to reclaim your Great Aunt Edna’s ruby or just your Great Aunt Edna, it’s important to know your rights in the eyes of the law. You probably have none.
When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you…
Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to…
It’s still the easiest way for an evil poltergeist to enter your home and begin wrecking your things and making you think you’re really crazy.
Oh, man. Friday and Saturday nights are where it’s at. There are just SO many attractive young women to stalk as they cut through alleyways on their way back to the car. And so many teenagers neglecting their babysitting duties to make out with their boyfriends. And so many dumb…
You think it makes you look cute. We think it makes you look easier to catch and eat.
Kids these days and their cell phones. Us old-timey monsters didn’t have such luxuries 20 years ago. If we wanted to call our victim before slaying them, we had to make do with what we had. When we were staked out quietly in an upstairs closet, all we had were…
There’s a fine line (and only one consonant) between laughter and slaughter. Some of the more sadistic killers out there like to work a little humor into their plots to destroy you. Sometimes, they like to crash the party uninvited, and wreak havoc on your home with as many guests…
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