284. Monsters Like Watching Your Children For You While You Sleep
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283. Monsters Like Phonographs
You kids think you’re so hip with your dad’s vintage record players in your college dorm room. Ha! We were listening to phonographs before your dad ever bought his first Hall and Oates record. Phonographs are where the cool is at. Isn’t that the way to say that?…
282. Monsters Like Fainters
Resistance is futile. Besides, putting up a fight is so passe. Just keel over already, puny human, and let’s get on with this kidnapping.
281. Monsters Like Curing Your Hiccups
280. Monsters Like Making the Third Movie in the Series in 3-D
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279. Monsters Like Bobbing for People
The trick is to thrash around until they stop moving on you.
278. Monsters Like Making Phones Ring, Even When the Phones are Detached from Cords
Yes, Puny Humans. You didn’t think this type of power existed in the universe. But BEHOLD! It does. Now, go live in fear, knowing that any moment, a phone detached from a cord may ring near you.
277. Monsters Like Outdoing Humans at their Own Ideas
You pesky humans aren’t good for much, but I will grant that you come up with some pretty cool ideas. The wheel. Electricity. Lasers. Barbecue sauce. Your problem, though, is that you always quit before you hit the good stuff. Instead of taking your ideas one step too far, you…
