These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
“Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness. Wretched is he who looks back upon lone hours in vast and dismal chambers with brown hangings and maddening rows of antique books, or upon awed watches in twilight groves of grotesque, gigantic, and vine-encumbered trees…
Everything has its place on the food chain. Lettuce consumes the nutrients from the soil. Rabbits munch on lettuce. People catch rabbits and turn them into stew. But don’t be fooled—the chain doesn’t end with humans. Instead, it has a couple extra links. And those links are bigger, deadlier, and…
When the detectives arrive to begin their search for the missing girl, they always say she disappeared into “thin air.” It’s never thick air. Do you know why? Have you ever tried to make an innocent damsel disappear into thick air? It just doesn’t work. It’s too hard. Trust us.…
In fact, disbelieving women is one of the most monstrous things you can do. You know they’re not lying. You know what they say is the truth. But, you still decide to not listen to them anyway. They didn’t want to go in. They didn’t care about ignoring the dare.…
Guys. The point of the movie was to not die. What are you doing? Running around blindfolded. Bumping into doors and posts. Injuring small children. Robbing banks. Crashing cars. You know what? Keep doing it. We’ll just grab a mojito, kick back, and watch. Thanks for making our job easy.
This is really a no brainer. It combines two of our favorite items of evening decor. The moon, and blood. It’s basically the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of monsterdom.
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