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Swing that ax all you want, you pathetic, panicked human! What damage do you think you can do? Take off our hand? That won’t stop us. That will barely even slow us down. Our hands can take care of themselves. And then… they’ll take care of you, too.
Because nothing is more diverse than being a chicken-bear-fish-monster.
Monsters know the best clothes in the world are hidden at the back of your grandparents’ closet.
Some party decorations should stay up past Halloween. Because every day could use a little innate, bone-chilling terror at the idea of what could drop down on you from above. Click image for an even larger terrifying photograph.
Christmas has gingerbread cookie men. Valentine’s Day has hearts. Sort of. Halloween has all manner of ghosts and goblins and zombies and witches hands. It’s always fun to have a themed holiday party with special snacks. But we’ve found that you don’t need a holiday to eat a people cupcake.…
It’s official. Playing with your food definitely makes it taste better. Playing with food is especially fun when you turn ordinary items into spooky snacks that even the most daring may be afraid to eat. More than decorations, more than clever costumes, more than that witches brew that helps get…
Ah, October. Our favorite time of year! When the leaves are falling, and mornings are cool, and you know the entire town is going to break out in mayhem any minute. And we’re not just talking any ordinary kind of mayhem. We’re talking about ghosts and goblins and creepy-ass clowns…
You think vodka and everclear loosens your victims, erm, party guests… up for the evening? Maybe, if you want to wait until the second or third drink. You want a party? Nothing beats the fluid inside the eyeballs of Capuchin monkeys. You let those suckers steep in the punch for…
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