These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
I’m sorry. I thought we worked this issue out twenty years ago. You and your townspeople live on the shore, on land. I live off the coast in the sea. I tolerate your invasion of my waters for your intrusive fishing enterprises. As long as you keep quiet. Seriously. Do…
Because, you know, crossing the streams creates total protonic reversal resulting in every molecule in the human body exploding at the speed of light and stopping instantaneously all life as you know it. So, go ahead, cross those streams. Less humans equals less headache for us.
Everyone is an “Artisan” these days, making things, handcrafted, the long way. Back in my day, if you wanted to create a beautiful wax statue of a human, you would just dip a human in hot, boiling wax. But these kids today. They’re so ambitious. They probably want to carve…
You ever stop to think about how you’ve been spending your time, pause, and realize that you’re not doing enough of what you really enjoy? I mean, you’re working hard, but you’re really just existing day-to-day. You’re not really living. You know what I mean? It’s like you’ve just been…
After all, it’s just more planet for us.
At one time, they were fun and amusing to the living. Little kids would wait in long lines in the blazing sun for a seat on the spinning cups. Or a trip through the funhouse. Then these children grew up and didn’t find the park fun anymore. And you know…
One! Two! Three helpless victims! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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