“There is love in me the likes of which you’ve never seen. There is rage in me the likes of which should never escape. If I am not satisfied in the one, I will indulge the other.” ― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein I have heard the young children who play near…
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Wellington request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Trish to Henry Dunn Saturday, the twenty-third of September two thousand and nine at half-past four o’clock The Candlewick Inn Harper’s Island
Every Who Down in Who-ville Was kind to their hound… But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Was never around! Whatever the reason, At night or all day, Poor Max sat home alone. The Grinch was away! Then he would return, with a Grinchy old frown,…
For those of our faithful readers who did not grow up in the Dutch traditions, half of the real Saint Nicholas is buried in Spain. On the name day of Saint Nicholas, December 5th in the Netherlands, he and his mischievous helper, Black Peter, sail their steamboat around Europe and…
I can’t wait. This sounds like so much fun. A party in a corn field in the middle of the night. I mean, what could be more fun? I’m sure everything will be okay. What am I wearing? High heels, of course. They’re uncomfortable, and I can’t run in them.…
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