These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
You’re late! It’s almost midnight, and the rest of my servants are sleeping. I’ve been waiting for you. Come, come. Tell me all about the mansion your agency has for sale. I don’t mind staying up longer – I have all day to sleep. I want to hear all about…
After a hard night of chasing noisy teenagers around the woods or summoning demons from the depths of Hell, sometimes a monster just needs to sit down with a nice, stiff drink. But where can a hairy, scary monster go to wind down without being harassed by the local pitchfork-wielding…
I heard a noise from the basement of this abandoned house. Sure, there are rumors this place is haunted, following the decade of torturous murders that happened here. I better go investigate.
Inevitably, there are always a few angry villagers who own guns.
Most children dread being the new kid in school – and with great reason! The new kid gets picked on, made fun of, and is generally bullied until he is the hollow shell of his former self. But as much as we love seeing that happen, there is one thing…
Happy Easter, all you boys and ghouls. After all, it’s our second favorite day celebrating the living dead.
It’s that time of year again – the time for Spring Cleaning! That means dusting off all the cobwebs in the corners, cleaning out the closets, and brutally murdering the unwelcoming new neighbors. Oh! And don’t forget. Let’s change the carpets. It will be easier than scrubbing out the blood.…
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