Is there anything more magical and mysterious than a large, old library? The smell of yellowed pages. The slight mustiness of the worn covers, no matter how clean the library is kept. The rows upon rows of spell books and ancient incantations. The cauldron kept conspicuously in the middle of…
I overhead this guy at the bar the other day. He was sitting with two of his friends, and telling them a very loud story about his ex-girlfriend. I won’t bore you with the horribly discriminatory, expletive-filled details, but – long story short – she keyed his car. OOoooh! A…
What is the law? Are we not men? No. No, we’re not men. We’re man-sized animals with the strength of five men and three-inch long claws. We could stalk the average man for miles through heavy jungle and take him down before he even saw us coming. Remind me why…
Hey, guess what?! According to Stuff Monsters Like, the most comprehensive anthology of stuff monsters like on the internet, monsters like so many things, you could pick a new one for every day of the calendar year! That’s right – monsters officially like at least 365 things. And did you…
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