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When you think of timeless beauties, who do you think of? Helen of Troy? It’s true, her beauty could sink a thousand ships. Cleopatra? A deadly beauty, to be sure. Okay, who else: Grace Kelly. Marilyn Monroe. Audrey Hepburn. Sure. They weren’t responsible for that many deaths. But I guess…
Sometimes, after the relationships we had in life, it’s more comfortable to be passive aggressive in the afterlife. Sometimes we’re just lazy, or tired, and it takes too much ghost-juice to show up in person…so to speak. Then, there are those of us who think our method of communications is…
You may call us Grinches, but some monsters just aren’t gifted with a neverending holiday spirit. We can’t help that our tolerance for the season tops off after the third round of “Frosty the Snowman.” You want a snowman? We’ll send you the abominable kind. If you’re like us, you…
Brimstone roasting on a lake of fire, Krampus nipping at your nose, Tiny tots with devilish eyes aglow… We’ll find it hard to sleep tonight.
It’s a proven fact that board games increase brain power, teach social skills, teamwork, and creativity; increase critical thinking; and provide the chance to win back your soul before an endless and unceasing eternity of torment and damnation.
Recently, a couple was charged with making human empanadas at their Lovett-like food shop in Brazil. While the attached recipe somehow calls for ground turkey and avocado cream, I couldn’t help thinking about the fresh kidney and tongue puff pastries that mama used to make. We’d all crouch around the…
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