These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
Why do we do it? It doesn’t give us any tactical advantage over you, our victim. In fact, it kind of hurts. Have you ever licked a knife? Well, no. Of course you haven’t. Because there’s no reason for you to have ever done it. We’ve already captured you. You’re…
Have you ever wondered just why monsters and evil masterminds are so gung-ho about ending humanity as we know it? It’s not something we attempt out of sheer boredom. Our end goal is not, in fact, credit for a massive and violent global apocalypse. After all, what good is fame…
Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.
Hey man. It’s not just a bong. It’s also a coffee mug. It’s also a bong. Are we going to die? Wanna puff?
The burdens of an entire kingdom sit upon your shoulders when you are the Goblin King. You try to indulge in your true interests, like complicated city planning, but small-time crises and squabble inevitably call your attention. After a while, your days are filled with naught but boredom and tights…
It’s November, which means we now have the privilege of listening to you whiny humans complain about having to see the in-laws over the holidays. Oooh. You poor puny mortals and your family squabbles. You think you have you disagreements with your families. Why—because you’ve been arguing for 10 years…
Woo Hoo!
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