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Who wants to wake up to “Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!“ Ughhhh. How annoying, even for a dead ghoul. A monster’s favorite alarm clock is the Addamses. Because it’s nice to see old friends when you first get up.
All the kids want a new Silver Shamrock Co. mask for Halloween. In fact, so many kids want it, you could almost accuse the manufacturer of mind control. Whatever happened to the inside-out Shatner mask from the first two movies? Halloween III must be a non-sequitur sequel. It did bring…
Do you know how hard it is to find a good fog machine off season? Do you know how much slime we go through in a single month? When the Halloween store opens in the previously abandoned Kmart each fall, it gives us a chance to stock up on all…
The ceremony was beautiful. The reception was fun. The champagne fountain has run dry. Now, here you are on your wedding night—How will you possibly spend the time?! Why not stay up until dawn playing games with your brand new, nutso in-laws? It’s every bride’s dream wedding night, right? Hey,…
You know what’s wrong with this planet? It’s too hot, and it’s too dry. We’re practically useless on dry land. Just a lumpy, inert mass in our shriveled stasis. Luckily, you skeletal creatures are 70% water. And you’ve figured out a system for freshwater delivery to make up the difference.…
Most people tend to their ground to make it more fertile. They add compost and fertilizers. They plant crops. They till the ground, and they reap what they sow. There is a season for everything under the sun. And it is good. But what happens when a ground has been…
Adolescence is difficult. Your body begins to go through changes. You’re hungry all the time. Hair starts sprouting where it has not before. Your sleeping habits change, and suddenly you enjoy staying up later. And to make matters worse, the fate of your school’s basketball season falls squarely on your…
There are two big things that monsters love about horror movies. The first is pretty obvious. We love rampaging across your screen, bringing terror to the hapless teenagers running through the woods. Or to the young girl possessed by a demon from Hell. Or to the citizens of Tokyo as…
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