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You know what it’s like to be a working stiff: The alarm rings on Monday morning and you’re off to the grind. You put in your time. You punch the clock. You do good work. But you also need a few days to yourself. They’re important. Because Saturday and Sunday,…
Retirement is just around the corner. It’s time to make your money work for you. Have you thought about investing with the Fallen Angel? There is no safer place to inject your equity capital. He will make your assets become a large ratio in your net income. And if you…
In a world divided by partisan politics, reverse psychology, in-fighting, money laundering, adultery, back door deals, and the broken American dream, what better way is there to bring a group of select outcasts and intellectuals together than in order to save the nation’s capital from brain-eating, head-exploding insects from outer…
They’re terrifying. They’re stomach turning, they’re so disgusting. They’re deadly contagious. Some are just plain deadly. But the one thing you always forget about monsters, zombies, woods-bound ax murderers, hell spawn, sewer creatures, and the like: They smell rank. We’re talking week-old-feces, roadkill skunks, B.O.-miasma, stomach-bile-in-the-sun rank. Run, little ones.…
There’s nothing quite like the stink of fear, am I right? Even from a distance, its ephemeral fetidness at once draws in and repels. Fear’s attraction reaches beyond those like us who seek out its victims for our own sordid gain. Indeed, the tendrils of fear’s temptations wrap around the…
Komodo dragons. The now-extinct moa bird. Real rodents of unusual size. The giant cyclops Polyphemus. Each of these anxiety sweat-inducing creatures is the monstrous result of one of nature’s greatest processes: island gigantism. When animals and the children of ancient gods are segregated onto islands away from predators and competitive…
If you died today, how many items on your to-do list would be left uncrossed? I know I, for one, have a huge Netflix queue that would be calling me back from the other side. Don’t laugh. Souls have had trouble passing into the light for far sillier reasons. But…
When you’ve become accustomed to living on your own, caring for your children on your grand, historic estate, it’s hard to take on boarders. It’s even more difficult when the uninvited beings moving into your home live on another plane. After all, how do you complain to your lousy roommates…
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