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Somehow, you’ve gotten yourself locked overnight in an abandoned mansion and your friends are dropping dead right and left. Somewhere in the house is a murderer. And if you don’t find them, you could be the next fine cube cut. “Let’s split up,” you say. “Find the killer before he…
It would seem to us mortals that the afterlife is just a wide-opened space. You can stake your claim to whatever parcel of property you want to. But no, some habits die hard. And one of those habits is developing an undying love for red tape and paperwork. Apparently, ghosts…
When you live longer than the average human, if becomes easy to develop hoarding habits. After a few standard human generations—hell, after a few millennia—you end up acquiring things that you just can’t get rid of. Does any one person really need a half dozen swords and daggers? On the…
“Okay, Mark. Now pull the string to that corner over there.” “Dammit, Steve, I told you to call me Vulture when we’re in the Den of Darkness.” “You mean your girlfriend’s basement? What happened to that storage unit you were going to rent, Mark?” “Shut up, Steve! I’m still working…
Breaker Breaker 1 – 9. Anyone got their ears on? It’s me, Large Marge. It’s pretty regular business for us long-haul truck drivers. Out there on the big highways alone, listening to tunes, talking on the CBs, scaring Pee Wees, and poppin’ Bennies. That’s the life for me. 24-hour diners,…
Timid? Shy? Don’t like taking off your clothes in front of your friends? That’s fine. We sympathize. We have a solution. When your unabashed wanton friends go upstairs to screw, take off your shoes and just dip in your toes. That’s all. Just your toes. It’ll be fine.
You want something from the cupboard? I’ll get that for you, Boy! You mere tiny mortals are so average in height, Boy! Yes, I’ll grab those Cheerios for you from the top shelf, Boy! But, you need to do me a favor. Hold my metallic sphere.
If a magician’s best friend is misdirection, a monster’s best friend is the element of surprise. Along with a foreboding sense of anticipation, the element of surprise can be the quickly drawn emergency brake that jumpstarts your heart as swiftly as it turns you on end. Our strategy is genius,…
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