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How to Remove Blood Stains, the Human Way*: 1. Wet the stain with cold water – If the stain is fresh and still wet, soak fabric in cold water immediately. If the stain has dried, skip to step 3. 2. Rub with soap – Rub the stain well with soap,…
Everyone leads their life just a little differently than anyone else. Some people prefer short bouts of sleep in the wee hours, while others can’t live without a full eight hours every night. Then there are the immortals. Even they keep their own unique schedules. Many, so I hear, sleep…
Think about this. When is the last time you heard about a haunted tiny house? Never. Tiny houses have one room where you sleep, cook, and shower basically in the same room. There are no haunted tiny houses. Ghosts like to spook around mansions and big houses with attics and…
It’s the dark, people. The dark. It’s just a fancy way of saying that monsters like when the lights go out. That’s all.
You know what you never see monsters suffer from? Dementia. Osteoarthritis. Chronic pulmonary…anything. Our lives may often be cut short—regularly by you meddling kids. I, for one, have been killed at the end of fourteen consecutive summer camp seasons. And still, I always come back for more. There are others…
This year, we’re holding ourselves to these 2017 New Year’s resolutions. Will you help us keep them? 1. Run more. 2. Eat out less. Save leftovers for lunch. 3. Start eating only hormone-free meat. 4. Spend more time with family. Especially grandpa. 5. Learn to cook. 6. Travel abroad. Maybe to Spain.…
Man, the medieval ages were tough. Anyone who’s lived through them can tell you they were nothing but centuries of war, famine, pestilence, and contaminated water sources. Pretty much the way you feel about all your corporate holiday functions, right? It’s no wonder, then, that the notorious Christmas figure who…
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