These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
Warning: this post is filled with factual history! Once upon a time, God, Vishnu, the Greek titans, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster were hanging out at Stephen Hawking’s house playing poker. One of the titans had a little too much ambrosia and started spouting off about all the cool things…
Right now, millions of people across the northern hemisphere are pulling their skimpy clothes from the bottom of their wardrobes. They have felt the change in the wind, and after months of being cooped up in their squalid homes, they are itching to spend more hours of the day outside,…
Thousands of years ago, a prophecy was foretold. An evil being who holds the fires of hell within will come to possess a staff with the power of the gods. This staff could not be destroyed, so a group of men with knowledge of the prophecy broke it into 100…
What do Celine Dion, Bruce Springsteen, and Satan all have in common? Besides writing some of the greatest tunes of all time, they love to appear on album covers. And they look damn fine doing it.
. . . . from Heaven that is. It is still the best way to become a fallen angel. Take the plunge. Step to the edge. Don’t look down. And do a swan dive. Just remember to do a black swan dive. After all, you’re joining the darkest army in…
We like shock. We like awe. We like the panicked shrieks of terror as you recognize that the threads of your lifeline are being cut abruptly short. But the biggest compliment we can receive for our work is the stunned “deer in the headlights” look as your natural instincts take…
So, it sounds like you’ve fallen for the lovely young lady of the family, huh? Can’t blame you—she’s pretty amazing, isn’t she? (She gets her looks from her mother’s side of the family.) Welcome to our home! We’re so glad to meet you. We were so worried that she’d end…
Some days we prefer to stalk our prey, letting their fear simmer until it rolls into a boil of panic and poor decisions. Like splitting up into smaller groups, where it’s easier to pick the ripest one from the bunch. Other days, we prefer to satiate our hungers a little…
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