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Every party has one—the center of attention, the lady killer, the guy who never needs “to sober up so he can drive home soon.” It could be you, you know. I mean, that’s what Lyft is for, right? This Halloween, try these three tips and become the life of the…
With deals like that, you can’t dig the graves fast enough.
You’re walking through the produce section of your local grocery chain, making a wide right turn around the garlic cloves. Suddenly, right in front of you: The largest cardboard bin of pumpkins you’ve ever seen! Big ones, small ones, many literally as big as your head. It’s a pumpkin smorgasbord!…
So, the vampires are Nazis because the Third Reich wanted to reign for thousands of years and never die? Or, is it the other way around? The Nazis are vampires because vampires drain the life from a society, working in evil darkness, and slowly infect the entire world? Either way,…
Who would find such beauty in rusting wrought iron? What type of being is fascinated by one of the world’s largest lightning rods? Just like the ones found in Doctor Frankenstein’s laboratory that brought life to cold flesh. Which kind of creature would be enchanted by a metal object that…
You know the hardest part about haunting a house for a hundred years? Keeping it clean. You pesky kids break my windows to sneak in and do your sordid acts of rebellion. You get candle wax and chalk dust all over my nice hardwood floors. And then some man with…
For someone who has no idea what’s behind that wall, you sure have a strong need to get into that room. But is that wise? Maybe that room was boarded up and sealed behind a pile of garbage for a reason. Did you ever think of that? While we’re being…
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