139. Monsters Like Regular Oral Hygiene
“Life. Life is ritual. Routine. Control. And an essential part of that routine – regular oral hygiene.” Quote borrowed from “Dexter” Season 3, Episode 1.
138. Monsters Like Ear Plugs
For all your screaming-maiden-caterwauling-kidnapped-cheerleader-shrieking-damsel-and-squealing-virgin needs. Now available with extra sound dampeners for those pesky, extra-screechy model types. Special thanks to Raj for inspiring this post.
137. Monsters Like Punctuating Their Sentences with Lightning
Monsters are showmen by nature. We like to look good for the camera, and we like to make a scene. More than anything, we like to know that our punchlines aren’t overlooked, but that they in fact get the right amount of attention, and make the proper impact on our…
Hug A Monster Day 2012 – A Monster of a Recap
Every year on July 27th, monsters, demons, and psychotic freaks across the galaxy celebrate a holiday in honor of themselves – Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day. This year, Asheville residents braved the streets of downtown to attend a Hug A Monster Day celebration at ZaPow! studio and gallery. The afternoon…
136. Monsters Like Heat Waves
What sounds and smells remind you of home? I’ve heard people say that the smell of clean linen and apple butter remind them of home. I’ve heard others say pecan pie, or lasagna, or their father’s aftershave. Perhaps the sound of children playing, or voices at the dinner table is…
More than a Monster Flick: An SML Review of “The Mist”
Recently I was attacked by the realization that I have not seen a good monster horror flick in a while. So I popped The Mist into my DVD player to remedy this. That is The Mist, not to be confused with The Fog, which would be a horrible and grievous…
135. Monsters Like Black Magic Women
When I was just a wee monster, I would rush home from fright school to watch my favorite program, “Dark Shadows.” It was a ghoulish soap opera about the haunted Collins family who lived with their immortal vampiric ancestor. They couldn’t stop traveling back and forth in time, marrying each…
HAPPY HUG A MONSTER DAY!: Send Us Your Photos – Win Awesome Prizes and Attention!
Today is the day! Mutants, beasts, and horrible freaks all around the galaxy run rampant every year on July 27 in celebration. Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day is the only holiday reminding all of humanity and peace-loving extraterrestrials to embrace the monsters in their lives – whatever they may be.…
