172. Monsters Like Two-Way Mirrors
You fix your makeup. We’ll plot your death. Image taken from fullvocal on DeviantArt.
171. Monsters Like Running Amuck
Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! It’s a friendly-sounding word for a berserking demon-fueled rampage.
170. Monsters Like the War On Christmas
You want to see Christmas decorations out in October? You “Christmas Lovers” wanna take over Halloween season with your cookie-scented candles and garlands of joy. Fine. Two can play at that game.
169. Monsters Like Bludgeoning
A low-tech method with high-end results.
168. Monsters Like When You Think the Stoner is Just Being Paranoid
Hey, guys. Seriously. I think someone’s watching us. Seriously. We should turn around and go home. What? No, I only had like 3 hits. Seriously, guys. I have bad feelings about this. No, I’m telling you – you don’t want to read from that book!
167. Monsters Like Impeccable Grooming Routines
Monsters believe in taking care of ourselves and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. “In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep…
166. Monsters Like Twins
What’s more blood curdling than one abnormally frightening child? Two of them, beckoning you to your doom in unison.
165. Monsters Like When Your New Neighbors Neglect to Mention Things
I’ve been haunting this house for decades, and I see it every time. You’re a cute, young family with a dog. Or a cat. You think you’ve found a nice, structurally sound house in the suburbs. In fact, you got an awesome deal on the closing cost! Your life is…
