206. Monsters Like When Campers Retreat into Tents for Protection
It’s like having your prey conveniently wrap itself in a thin tortilla shell and wait patiently for you to attack.
Monster Valentines Say “I Love You” in a Big, Scary Way
Happy Valentine’s Week! Want to give your date your heart (instead of someone else’s)? Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you with these official SML Monster Valentine’s Day cards.
205. Monsters Like Living in Inhospitable Habitats
The wilds of Borneo. The temperate rainforests of the American Northwest. The peaks of the Himalayan Mountains. The fourth circle of Hell. The satellites of Jupiter. Monsters like hard living. It keeps us tough. It keeps us agile. And usually, you pesky kids and your dogs don’t bother us at…
204. Monsters Like Stealing Your Heart
There are a few things in the world to which everyone is vulnerable. Little girls dancing in tutus. Sad puppy dog eyes. A cat playing with a feather or a ball of yarn. Without fail, these things grab your attention, steal your heart, and make you vulnerable to any request.…
Give Your Love Your Heart this Valentine’s Day
Monsters love getting dressed up and stealing someone’s date. When we do it up, we do it up right. So, this Valentines Day, why not show your loved ones how much you care about them by giving them a gift from your heart? Better yet, why not save your heart,…
203. Monsters Like Mac OS
When you’re trying to take over the world, every second counts. But when you’ve got an old PC, and your evil minions like downloading games from the internet, sometimes you’ve got to reboot and start over. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
“Scare Tactics” Slated for Production in Fall 2012
UPDATE: “Scare Tactics” has been retitled as “Deadly Revisions,” and is now in post-production. According to a recent email from Gregory Blair, the film is looking amazing, and the only big difference we see is in the name, which surely better reflects the writer-turned-nut case plot line. We can’t wait…
202. Monsters Like Celebrity Endorsements
The man who invented Sherlock Holmes believed in us. He is one of the most read authors in the entire world. Oh, and you think you’re too smart to believe in ghosts? You’re funny.
