218. Monsters Like Playing with Matches
Only YOU can burn down entire government facilities with a single flick of the wrist.
217. Monsters Like When an Entire Town Wall Gets Filled with Posters of Missing Children, But the Parents Don’t Ever Leave, Even in the Face of Obvious Danger, and Some of Them Even Continue to Have More Babies
SML Movie pReview: Berkshire County
The upcoming “Berkshire County” promises all the most horrifying things we can think of in one feature film. Pig-faced children. Part-time babysitting jobs at isolated houses in the woods. Halloween tricks and treats. Home-invading psychotics… We’ll keep an eye on this one and see what they do with all these…
216. Monsters Like that Car Batteries Always Tend to Fail Once they Are Driven Out into the Deep, Creepy, Abandoned Forest
You are now 3 hours from the nearest town, cell phone tower, and car mechanic. Yep. Good luck.
The Owlman Cometh: A Kickstarter Campaign for “Lord of Tears”
Ancient monsters meet modern legends and drive a man to madness in “Lord of Tears,” a highly-anticipated (by this monster, at least) upcoming film from director Lawrie Brewster. The film pits Gothic horror with modern psychological thrillers in the vein of such a wide-ranging set of awesome storytellers as Edgar…
215. Monsters Like Avian Rage
It’s real. Don’t be fooled by those passive little birds, flying around and eating berries and seeds. They are kin to the dinosaurs, and not the cute ones with the long necks or three horns. Inside the heads of these birds is a tiny mind with big ideas. Ideas big…
214. Monsters Like Dodging the Falling Chandelier Attached to the Rope that the Hero Just Chopped as He Rides the Rope to the Upper Floor
That chandelier has been in our coven for over 400 years. Do you really think we’d let you destroy it during your scheme to get away? And knock some of us out in the process? Petty human. You think your clever little tricks to defy gravity are any match to…
213. Monsters Like Leaving Inconspicuous Dead Bodies Lying Around in Ways that You Don’t Know if They’re Really Dead So You Try to Wake Them to Make Sure, But Then You Discover They’ve Been Alive All Along and Have Just Been Waiting to Kill You.
