Psst. Over here. Behind you on the table. Yes, the head without a body. That’s me. Don’t judge – my head was all they could save after the accident… What? Have you never seen a disembodied head before? No, it’s not impossible. It’s just science. Listen. Get over your shock…
From Mike in Lancaster, PA: Braaaaiinnnnsss!! Grab the machete, board up the doors and windows because it’s time to prepare for the brain eating and bloodthirsty zombies that will scuffle into our communities at any time completely unannounced. The undead will rise again, so it’s essential to pack your first…
Greetings, my new neighbor. I’m the lonely, creepy old man who lives in the dark castle at the end of your road. I like to meet all my new neighbors. . . after sundown. You’re really going to like it here. Nice schools, good parks, lots of adequate streetlights. Just…
Mortals don’t have enough time anymore to make every meeting face to face. Technology is a wonderful tool. Humans can converse with people halfway across the world if they possess the right software. But what if you want to converse with someone halfway across the netherworld? Well, we monsters have…
I know you sure do miss Sparky. He was always a good dog. Loyal too. But now that he’s gone, you think there’s nothing left to do but bury him in the pet cemetery under the highway. Okay. Stop there. Wrong. If horror movies have taught me anything, it’s to…
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
Remember that one afternoon when your dad wanted to show you how to correctly place the jack under your car, lift the car, loosen the bolts holding on the tire, and replace the tire? You know, should the need ever arise when your tire explodes along a deserted highway, and…
It is widely regarded that high-quality refrigerators should be reliable and long lasting, and should keep your food, beverages, and assorted condiments at a constant temperature. For the environmentally-conscious, refrigerators should also be energy efficient, offering the best chill for the lowest cost. When your refrigerator doubles as an interdimensional…
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