Monsters get restless in the days before Halloween! We’re not very patient creatures, after all. Over the years, we monsters have developed* a series of Halloween Week holidays to help us get into the spooky spirit while letting us create mayhem well before our neighbors are prepared. So, grab your cape,…
Andrews, author of the 1979 horror bestseller Flowers in the Attic died in 1986. Yet, she has written dozens and dozens of books since she started pushing up daisies. How? If we monsters told you our secret, we’d have to kill you. . . . . too.
Humans are lazy. They say they like sports. Maybe they even do—a little. I see mortals at the bars, wearing their team jerseys and t-shirts. After the game, they go home and take them off. What? If you really loved your sport, your merchandise would be worn all the time.…
In many ways, we enjoy the weeks leading up to Halloween more than the day itself. The decorations. The planning. The antici…. And most of all, we love all the wonderfully horrific and macabre projects everyone is working on! A host of new horror films are being debuted at festivals…
Monsters like the good old days, when there were no rules and children were there to be terrorized. Some of you remember when it was quite acceptable for teachers to make students stand in the corner. But then came all those new guidelines requiring us to be civil to youngsters.…
The best hair. The freshest nails. The tightest skin. We monsters take our looks very seriously. You know this—you’ve read all of our posts about fashion (see here and here). But nothing brings the ensemble together like the perfect piece of bling! You ever find the right jewelry, but you…
Rest assured. When you say— —it will be.
Some people are early birds. Some people are night owls. Some people aren’t any kind of bird. Some people aren’t even people. But whatdoyoucallpeoplewhoaren’tpeople,anyway? I guess you could just call them by their name. I mean, it’s never a bad idea to call someone by their name, right? Some people…
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