342. Monsters Like When You Can’t Wait to Open Our Surprise Gifts
341. Monsters Like Changing the Carpets
It’s that time of year again – the time for Spring Cleaning! That means dusting off all the cobwebs in the corners, cleaning out the closets, and brutally murdering the unwelcoming new neighbors. Oh! And don’t forget. Let’s change the carpets. It will be easier than scrubbing out the blood.…
Too Bad to Notice, Too Good to Miss: An SML Review of Ed Wood’s “Bride of the Monster”
Unless you’re a fan of 50s-era film auteur Edward D. Wood, Jr., you have probably not come across (1955). Wood is best known as the master of schlocky genre films, posthumous recipient of the Golden Turkey Award for Worst Director of All Time, and cult following that developed into an…
340. Monsters Like Pranking their Friends for Fun and Mayhem
“Tell the camera a little something about yourself.” “About me? Well, I’m really excited about visiting Muffy St. John’s house on the island. We only met this term, but I already think we’ll be lifelong friends! I’m a gentle soul, with definitely no homicidal intentions. This should be a nice,…
339. Monsters Like Being Wedding Crashers
Mischievous “House of Monsters” Web Series Looking for a Kickstart
Step inside the House of Monsters! Hollywood concept artist Dawn Brown (Pirates of the Caribbean, The Hunger Games) wants to develop a web series around her stop-motion animated short film from 2012, House of Monsters. Based on character designs from Warren Manser (Man of Steel, Thor), the web series will…
Dammit, Carl!: An SML Review of “The Purge”
So, it finally happened – Obamacare ruined America. The government shut down, unemployment climbed, the dollar fell, and crime skyrocketed. It seemed as if we were only a few short breaths away from ending up in a Mad Max apocalyptic wasteland (without the Australian accents). But wait, someone had an…
338. Monsters Like that Breaker Boxes are Always Located in Convenient, Outside, and Easy-To-Sabotage Locations
We’re monsters. We terrorize. That’s our thing. If we had time to go to school to learn electrical engineering, we’d probably be pulling down six figures a year right now rather than frightening baby sitters for our jollies.
