Just think about the logistics of resurrection for a second, will ya? When a person dies, their soul leaves their body. When a cadaver is resurrected, a new and different soul has to take its place to give life and character to the corpse. Oh, also, this new soul will…
Witches have never made great dietitians. When asked how much you should eat, or how much you should weigh, or how many sugary foods you should consume, a witch’s answer is always the same. “Just a little more, Deary. Just a little more.”
When you think of timeless beauties, who do you think of? Helen of Troy? It’s true, her beauty could sink a thousand ships. Cleopatra? A deadly beauty, to be sure. Okay, who else: Grace Kelly. Marilyn Monroe. Audrey Hepburn. Sure. They weren’t responsible for that many deaths. But I guess…
Amanda is a young artist whose painful past has made her bitter and callous. A sucker for street vendors, one afternoon she trades a few five-dollar bills for a single earring holding a rusty, dangling bauble. Almost immediately, Amanda is plunged back into the worst memories of her past, and…
Sometimes, after the relationships we had in life, it’s more comfortable to be passive aggressive in the afterlife. Sometimes we’re just lazy, or tired, and it takes too much ghost-juice to show up in person…so to speak. Then, there are those of us who think our method of communications is…
You may call us Grinches, but some monsters just aren’t gifted with a neverending holiday spirit. We can’t help that our tolerance for the season tops off after the third round of “Frosty the Snowman.” You want a snowman? We’ll send you the abominable kind. If you’re like us, you…
In keeping with the holiday spirits, the gothic spirit of the Owlman made an appearance recently at the abandoned St. Kilda’s Hospital in Scotland. Worshipers witnessed the god-monster at the shrine built in the former morgue of the hospital. The Owlman has been seen elsewhere recently, as well, including an abandoned…
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