“Everyone loves something for nothing…even if it costs everything.” Stephen King said that and we couldn’t agree more. Although if we ever made a deal with the Devil, we would want a little more than some antique store knick-knacks and religious relics. We would ask for two wishes that contradicted…
It’s hard to believe, I know. Especially for an avid horror-lover who missed her own senior prom. I’ve seen bits and pieces on tv and online, and I thought I’d read all the spoilers. But until now, I’d never seen Brian De Palma’s Carrie all the way through. Don’t laugh.…
“I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.” “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” “I’ve got something better than a six pack; I’ve got a whole keg.” You mortals and your tiring obsession with your weight. We watch TV. We see the commercials: exercise machines and Weight Watchers programs followed by…
Because the 3-month Christmas season isn’t long enough, jewelry stores and confectionaries across the nation are asking you to buy into Valentine’s Day this weekend. The holiday was originally created as a commemoration of one of any number of Christian martyrs named Valentine, and today is celebrated in the U.S.…
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Bureaucracy ruined my childhood. Perhaps it ruined yours too. Without it, we probably all would’ve had more fun. And what’s wrong with that? Apparently, somewhere in the Dark Ages, high school administrators got together and conspired that their main job was to keep kids from having fun, especially on school…
Hey! Thanks for inviting us over. You didn’t invite us, you say? Well, sure you did! What do you call the closed blinds and locked doors? That’s an open invitation for a private party. So, what are we doing tonight? Romantic comedy double feature? Crafts? Board games? I’m really good…
UPDATE: We’ve updated this post for 2016 with our most recent relevant posts. Can you feel the monster love? Valentine’s Day is next weekend. But isn’t every day a good time for a little monster love? The torchlight. The romantic dinner of two people. Maybe a little hanky-panky afterward. Monsters…
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