391. Monsters Like Accoutrements for Those who Like Terror while Bathing
390. Monsters Like Watching Our Language

You know those guys who always show up at parties uninvited and unannounced? Yeah, you know – the ones with the masks. They seem like quiet, unobtrusive psychokillers. But I’m telling you, if you get a couple light beers into those guys… Hooooo-eeey! What mouths! We werewolves are different. Classier.…