397. Monsters Like Second Life Video Games
Because no monster ever reaches the evil peak until their second life. First lives are for the boring and regular. If you really want to be superior, make sure to live once again.
Fatal Pictures’ “Heir” to Premiere this Summer
Producer Zach Green has a new film premiering this summer. Heir is the story of a father/son road trip gone horribly wrong. Heir‘s actors and filmmakers have made frequent appearances on SML. Our minions try to keep an eyeball on all the latest horror news. We have previously reported on many…
396. Monsters Like US Politics
Aliens have crossed the galaxy, traveling 8 billion light years to visit Earth, but for what reason? To get involved in US politics, of course. And can you blame them? America is better for the meddling of those Outside-the-Beltway Aliens. The extraterrestrials had grown tired of America’s tax and spend…
Get Your Tickets Now!: GeekOut 2015 to be Held June 6-7
Asheville’s GeekOut popular arts convention has something for everyone. Whether you’re into the maker scene, artistic body painting, or LARPing, the event has something for you. SML’s head monsters hope to see you again at this year’s event. We’ll be in the small press section – as usual – with…
395. Monsters Like the Old “Devil Made Me do it” Excuse
Are you a victim of any of the following?: Automatic writing Body hopping Magic-induced catatonia Necromancy Murderous somnambulism Jamaican spirit possession Demonic body inhabitation Of course you’re not. If anything, you might be the “victim” of uniformed local mushroom harvesting. Don’t make a big deal of your symptoms. Just take…
394. Monsters Like Really, Really Strong Moisturizer
They say your body changes every seven years. Your hair, skin, every cell in your body is different than it was seven years ago. Most of the time these cyclical changes go unnoticed. But as you age, your hair may become coarser or your lips may become more sensitive to…
393. Monsters Like Monochrome
Have you ever tried to sort eyeballs by color in the dim lantern light of a dank dungeon? I mean, who hasn’t, right? It’s so difficult to distinguish colors in the dark. That’s why night-dwelling monsters avoid the issue completely. Especially when it comes to our wardrobe. Do you know…
392. Monsters Like Motor Vehicles with Large Beds
Mad scientist. Evil warlord. IRS deputy commissioner. Monsters hold as many different professions as they have interests. Many go to school or train for years to be good at their employ. Others just need a strong back and reliable vehicle to get the job done. When there is “equipment” to…
