432. Monsters Like Shopping for Supplies before The Big Game
431. Monsters Like Defying Scientific Logic
Detective, let me set you straight. Yes, to you it may seem like I appeared out of nowhere, on the earthly plane, at least. But I’m not human! I’ve spent millennia reigning the underworld, torturing broken souls. And, yes, yes—you did see me get shot six times. You could shoot…
430. Monsters Like Combining Two Pre-Existing Things to Make Something New
Take, for instance, the movie Alien Predator. Two awesome things we already love, combined to make something new and sad. We have a few other suggestions for this very technique: How about “Friday the Halloweenth”? Or “The Texas Jaws Massacre”?
Scottish Vampires Get Psychedelic in New Indie Film, “Night Kaleidoscope”
Scotland has been cranking out the horror movies lately! First, our friends from Hex Media successfully kickstart their psychological horror flick, The Unkindness of Ravens, and now we get word about a new psychedelic vampire film. Night Kaleidoscope comes to us from horror newcomer, director Grant McPhee. But if it…
429. Monsters Like Blind Dates
Most people are frightened or put off by the idea of blind dates. Not me. You think you’ve got body issues? Try breaking out in body hair every time the full moon comes around. Complete coverage. It took three seasons to convince my high school volleyball team that it was…
The Future is Now: An SML Review of “The X-Files: Fight the Future”
Lovers of 90s television sci-fi are gearing up for this month’s special network treat: A six-episode The X-Files mini-event on the show’s original network, FOX. In preparation for the big day, I’ve been rewatching the best episodes of the series. But when season 5 ended, I couldn’t move on without…
428. Monsters Like Trading Contact Information
In a world built solely on identity, presentation is everything. Everything. No one understands that better than the dark souls wrapped in Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples tortoiseshell glasses who work alongside me in the high-rising towers of Manhattan. Our worth is based on the quality of our accounts, the…
427. Monsters Like Dressing Like We’re Always on Our Way to the S&M Club
