We don’t actually recommend this in the real world. Most of the time, if you love somebody, you love everything about them. But not monsters, especially Godzilla. His love interests must weigh like a bajillion pounds anyway. What do a few pounds extra even matter to a monster that is…
Do you know what monsters get after all our hard work destroying a town just to annihilate one small group of teenagers? Or after a 40-square-mile section of the Great Smokey Mountains burns down because our practice mind ray still has a few kinks? (We’ve almost got it figured out,…
Fresh nails, clean teeth And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black heels, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
Loosely modeled after 1970s-style vampire flicks, Kiss of the Damned (2012) incorporates many of the iconic elements of films from that era, including the sparse opening credits in electric purple and pensive second-crew shots of treetops and the mundane, suddenly but illogically bathed in meaning. But is a nostalgia for…
You know what’s illogically expensive?: Printing ink. Dear demon gods, the amount of money we spend every year on printing ink! It’s obscene. And paper! It feels like the more we switch to digitally-based mayhem, the more paper we need to use. Why we need to continue to print and…
Talk about a bridezilla! Well-respected practical effects artist Hayley Tinline wants to make her directorial debut with the upcoming Bridal Fever. The film mixes all the wonderful blood and guts of 1970s-era grindhouse slasher films with the eye of modern Scottish cinematographers. And we’ve seen a lot of really cool Scottish projects…
It’s really difficult to find good help these days. It used to be that employees prized their loyalty as much as did their employers. I remember the good old days when housekeepers would just let you leave your crazy wife in the attic for years on end without any argument…
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