475. Monsters Like a Lack of Photons in the Spatial Array of Input Data to our Ocular Sensory Observations
A New Online Source for Indie Horror!: An SML Monster News Roundup
474. Monsters Like Rapid Physical Deterioration

You know what you never see monsters suffer from? Dementia. Osteoarthritis. Chronic pulmonary…anything. Our lives may often be cut short—regularly by you meddling kids. I, for one, have been killed at the end of fourteen consecutive summer camp seasons. And still, I always come back for more. There are others…
473. Monsters Like Making New Year’s Resolutions

This year, we’re holding ourselves to these 2017 New Year’s resolutions. Will you help us keep them? 1. Run more. 2. Eat out less. Save leftovers for lunch. 3. Start eating only hormone-free meat. 4. Spend more time with family. Especially grandpa. 5. Learn to cook. 6. Travel abroad. Maybe to Spain.…
472. Monsters Like Dressing up for Their Office Christmas Party

Man, the medieval ages were tough. Anyone who’s lived through them can tell you they were nothing but centuries of war, famine, pestilence, and contaminated water sources. Pretty much the way you feel about all your corporate holiday functions, right? It’s no wonder, then, that the notorious Christmas figure who…