506. Monsters Like the Cost-Benefit Ratio of a Higher Education
Who’s Ready for a Xanax?: An SML Review of mother!
There are movie reviews that help you decide if you want to somehow drop $27 for a matinee showing or wait until it’s streaming for free. And there are movie reviews that help you unpack the cinematographic madness that you just witnessed so your head doesn’t feel like it’s been…
505. Monsters Like Dust Busters
You know the hardest part about haunting a house for a hundred years? Keeping it clean. You pesky kids break my windows to sneak in and do your sordid acts of rebellion. You get candle wax and chalk dust all over my nice hardwood floors. And then some man with…
Kicking off Halloween Season: An SML Monster News Roundup
Once we make it through Labor Day weekend, it’s usually a straight shot into Halloween season—which means creepy movies and creeptastic film festivals for the next 8 weeks. Hurrah! Check out these terrifying new projects available now or coming soon. Monster Movie News I Know You’re in There Available Now…
504. Monsters Like Your Compulsion to Force Open Locked Doors
For someone who has no idea what’s behind that wall, you sure have a strong need to get into that room. But is that wise? Maybe that room was boarded up and sealed behind a pile of garbage for a reason. Did you ever think of that? While we’re being…
503. Monsters Like that You Never Take Heed of the Older Matron Warning You that This House is Not Fit to Live in
Mrs. McGovern knows everything there is to know about Glendale. She’s lived here every day of her 72 years. And she’s so well known and well loved as a local figure that the entire town has forgotten her first name. But Mrs. McGovern forgets nothing. Her mind is as sharp…
502. Monsters Like that Extra Wall Panel that’s Not on the Floor Plan
This room feels too shallow. Surely, there is space here that is not visible to me. Ah! Let us tap around this suspicious bookcase. Is that a hollow sound I hear? Why don’t I just…There! This bookcase pulls away from the wall! I must see with my own eyes what…
501. Monsters Like that You Refuse to Take Advantage of Modern Conveniences
Turn on the light! Turn on ALL the lights! Why are you wandering around in the dark, stupid? Don’t you know there’s a killer in the house?!
