Since 1978, vampires and other creatures of the night have had a safe and effective source for something that had previously only ever been acquired through sucking the life force out of their victims: vitamin D. With a propensity for photodermatosis (see previous post, “Hanging Out in the Dark”), vampires…
Stuff Monsters Like is brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board, sponsoring a Limbo Contest on the island every Tuesday at 7 pm. Limbo Night lost and found update: pink man-sized flip flops, cell phone charger, shrunken voodoo head, bamboo sun glasses. To reclaim your lost item, please…
Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the…
This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new exclusive article featuring blow-out coverage and in-depth interviews. “Psychotics and the Mothers Who Love Them”
He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead…
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