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43. Monsters Like Muenster Cheese
Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…
42. Monsters Like Cereal Sponsorship – A Brutal History of Struggle
In 1971, General Mills began producing both the Count Chocula and Franken Berry cereals (listed alphabetically, thank you very much!). And ever since then, there has been a feud between the two cereal superstars as to who was given the first cereal sponsorship. They have fought on the screen, behind…
41. Monsters Like Paying Bargain Rates for your Soul
It’s hard times all over. Demonic entities are taking advantage of the slump. It’s a buyer’s market, and the Angels of Evil are scooping up all the souls they can handle. Desperation is in the air. People are trading their eternal souls for pennies on the dollar. In this economy,…
40. Monsters Like Hyperbole
Everything looks bigger in the dark, and monsters have no problem taking advantage where they can. Monsters love hyperbole. It makes their job scaring the be-Jesus out of people much easier. It’s good for their self-esteem, too. The Glendale Police Department has files and files of inaccurate eyewitness reports. A…
39. Monsters Like Hoodies
38. Monsters Like Sewing Kits
SML Alert! Cookeville, TN: Still on the Axis of Good (which to us means “evil”)
Locals to Cookeville, TN, have found a way to ensure that their home doesn’t become the next Glendale. Kudos to the locals, and a fair warning to all vampires traveling nearby.
