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It happens all the time. You just sat down to a nice spaghetti dinner with friends. There is conversation. There are drinks. There is laughter. And just before the dessert is served, the alien spawn in your stomach decides it’s time to be born. Way to kill the mood, alien…
We’ve all been there. Strapped to a machine specifically designed to suck the life out of you. We hear the machine begin to warm up. “Why are you doing this!” we shout desperately, searching for meaning with what are likely our last remaining breaths. We hear our evil captor cackle…
See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.
WARNING: This post contains vague film history and trivia. Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, may also be the grandfather of kitchen condiment special effects. Not worried about matching realistic colors on black and white film, he used chocolate syrup to create the bloody shower scene in Psycho (1960). Thus…
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Monsters are smarter than humans. If this weren’t true, why would humans be so afraid of them? Monsters believe that terror is a game. They like to flaunt their intelligence by toying with their prey. Sometimes they leave behind little clues to see how long it takes humans to discover…
Your parents are away for the weekend. Your friend’s cousin’s older brother has agreed to buy you booze in exchange for a shot at the cheer leading captain. It’s a Friday night at the end of the school year. You’re gonna par-tay! Rumors are circulating around school. This is going…
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