Humans always place a priority on getting away from their evil captors. But sometimes the tables are turned, and it is us monsters trying to get away from menacing human mobs. Do you really think you can keep us captured? I’ve escaped the clutches of death and Hell, and you…
Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers misquoted computer scientist and mad inventor Chip Cosmos in his interview “A Man with a Plan: Cosmos’ Plot to Rule the Cosmos.” Regarding his current project of developing an army of sleeper agent kitchen appliances, Dr. Cosmos was quoted as saying, “The robot…
To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the…
Feeding disruptive children to the restaurant’s pet monster is gruesome but necessary. There is a price for eating your Creme Brulee in peace.
There’s something about the stark white of bathroom tiles that screams to monsters. Maybe it’s our entropic need for chaos. Maybe it just hits us in our need to be naughty. Maybe we just crave a little more color where there is none. Whatever the reason, monsters like making bathrooms…
Monsters and demons are creatures of ancient evil. Many have spent centuries possessing the bodies of person after person, while others have waited centuries to be resurrected or reincarnated. As ancient creatures, these evil spirits are not always hip on on the jive talk of youngsters these days. Many of…
Oh No. Hide the Apple Pie. He’s heading for the baseball field. I was just eating my hamburger and fries, and now this. A giant monster attacking our English-Speaking Asian city by the sea. Oh, the humanity.
Ancient Hindu belief states that our soul, or Atman, will come back in some form following our deaths. The form our souls take is dependent upon acts during our lives. Some people who led beautiful lives may come back as butterflies. Other wicked people may come back as cockroaches. I…
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