Hogson Shivers Exclusive
This Tuesday, intrepid reporter Hogson Shivers provides full coverage of the latest Monster Congress initiative. Read his report: “Five Food Groups Now More Filling: Congress Declares Humans a Vegetable.”
87. Monsters Like Cleaning the Bones
When dinner is done, and bellies have been stuffed, there is always one more thing to do. Cleaning up the mess. With a pet monster in the house, don’t stress. We’ll take care of them for you. In fact, we’ll leave you nothing but the silver platter and the wishbone.…
Turkey’s Revenge – A Thanksgiving Review of “Blood Freak”
There are not many Thanksgiving horror movies. It’s like the forgotten holiday of spooky splatter films. We sent the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory minions to find a Thanksgiving themed horror movie all the monsters could enjoy. We expected them to bring back “Home Sweet Home” or “Thankskilling.” But…
86. Monsters Like Chronically-Depressed, Sullen, Dull, Tedious, Exasperating Women
Dear Diary, There is a New Moon out tonight. And as I sparkle in the Twilight, I find myself captivated by this enrapturing woman. She must be my girlfriend. She can go from downtrodden to vapid to uninspiring then back to hum drum in a matter of mere moments. But…
Celeb Interview: Arch Hall, Jr.
Arch Hall, Jr. is an actor, musician, pilot, and author. Hall is best know for his starring roles in early 1960s sci-fi and horror films, which were all produced by his father, the Western actor Arch Hall, Sr. Hall’s films, including “Eegah” (immortalized by Mystery Science Theatre 3000), feature his…
88. Monsters Like Antici…
85. Monsters Like When the Dumb Blond Busty Cheerleader Runs Upstairs Instead of Outside
Don’t worry. We’ll meet you up there.
84. Monsters Like Hosting Late Night Television Shows
As you may recall, monsters like staying up late to kill you. However, while they’re waiting around for you wander out of the bar alone and accidentally drop your car keys in the storm drain, they like to watch the tube. Humans tend to enjoy programs hosted by humans. Us…
