I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The only thing creepier than movies with possessed kids is a really solid haunted house movie. And the only thing creepier than a haunted house movie is a haunted house movie with possessed kids. You may disagree, but my particular kryptonite…
Things we’ve tried to get through customs on our way to a relaxing weekend at Monster Island: Cuban cigars Toys made with lead paint Buckets of ants Wormwood Finger sandwiches Machete hands Missile launchers A human-sized jar filled with 100 brains One human brain dived into 100 Mason jars A…
Because she made it flippin’ mandatory for all sit-coms to do a cool Halloween episode every season. And if your show does NOT do a cool Halloween episode, then you suck. That’s it. Eternal thanks to Roseanne.
And the best way to learn how planes work is to take them apart. Especially while they’re operating. It helps you to see the inside components. And it really clarifies what is important about keeping an airplane in the sky, and what isn’t.
Quick little history lesson. The Irish theater actor, Hamilton Deane, had way more to do with the creation of Dracula than you think. Deane designed Dracula’s tuxedo with a cape and a high-standing collar. Why? It was for a stage trick. During the 1920s London run of Dracula, the actor…
Your father died before you were born. Your mother gave you up for adoption. She had many reasons, but what reasons are enough to give up your own child? Your own flesh? Even though you never knew them, your parents’ actions informed your entire life. It wasn’t an entirely miserable…
Monsters don’t need all that stuff. When will they ever use it? They say they’re holding on to it for their grandchildren. We doubt that. This is a sickness. You need to downsize. You need help. Sleeping on top of other people’s garbage isn’t healthy. You need to speak to…
If it wasn’t true, then why would there be so many atolls obviously named to lure creatures for a visit? This post brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board. Ready for an island getaway? Book your trip with us today!
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