It’s not that hard to live in peaceful coexistence with another race. Especially if that existence skews heavily in favor of the oppressive invaders. And Greg. Let the assimilation begin! Image via Fake Science
We spend a good deal of our time in cemeteries. Sleeping, picnicking, chasing down the screaming high schoolers who snuck in under the fence to make out after dark. And in all that time, we occasionally come across a good crypt to hide behind or a nice tree to lounge…
You had a plan. You were going to go back to where it all started. Then, you were going to end things, once and for all. All the steps were laid out. Simple, simple. You know what will absolutely upend your plans? You know what will not only throw a…
Rom-coms doubled their audiences with the bromance. Scifi and fantasy have reached unprecedented levels of popularity in recent years, now serving far more than just the “geek squad.” Everyone has always loved a good action hero. But in many ways, horror is still defined by who it is NOT for.…
Can you imagine slaving all day…and night…at work just to come back to your cave and have to do more of the same at home? Sometimes, you just need to drop out, tune off, and enjoy a break from the day-to-day tasks of your career. Even if it is your…
Whether it’s a natural product of our uranium-fueled evolution or an inspired fashion choice, having a thick coat is key for monsters. They keep you warm when you’re chasing your prey through the woods. They help protect you from poorly flung weaponry, from pen knives to artillery blasts (depending on…
Covering your entire body with acupuncture needles. Pulling your butthole out through your eye sockets. An endless lecture series on Excel spreadsheet formulas. Staycations in Toledo. We can get pretty creative with our tortures. But nothing beats the relentless, anxiety-ridden tortures you heap upon yourselves when you think you deserve…
Today’s killings brought to you by the letter “C”! The crazy, cut-throat clown craved the capture and crucifiction of: carolers, college kids, clerks, construction workers, Captain Crunch, Canadians cooks, custodians and Charisma Carpenter.
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