Breaking news about a new short horror film reached the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory last week. Josh Heisie, writer and director of the upcoming short film “The Prospector’s Curse,” sent us a press release for the film. According to Heisie, the film follows the vengeful corpse of an…
They say the only thing you have to fear is fear itself. It may seem unlikely, but that famous sentiment can hold true even when vacationing in the back woods of West Virginia with psychotic killers attacking you, your best friends, and your special girl. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil follows…
It’s a tough life plotting and scheming and chasing overzealous teenagers. Sometimes there’s nothing a busy monster needs more than a long vacation. But where can a monster go to escape the pressures of performing evil and the incoming mob of angry villagers? Nowadays, we follow the logic of our…
When dinner is done, and bellies have been stuffed, there is always one more thing to do. Cleaning up the mess. With a pet monster in the house, don’t stress. We’ll take care of them for you. In fact, we’ll leave you nothing but the silver platter and the wishbone.…
As you may recall, monsters like staying up late to kill you. However, while they’re waiting around for you wander out of the bar alone and accidentally drop your car keys in the storm drain, they like to watch the tube. Humans tend to enjoy programs hosted by humans. Us…
Do you ever wonder why it is that cars don’t seem to work when you’re out in the woods at night? Surely there can’t be that many coincidences. You’re right. Many monsters secretly dream of being car mechanics. It’s one of the most prestigious positions we can think of –…
Hey there. Yoo hoo! Over here. No, not over there… Over here. Look at me. Ah, come on. I’ve got something cool to show you. Why is it that no one ever seems to notice me? I’m a neat guy. What’s that? You agree? Thank you. Now, as I was…
There are certain celebrities who have in part created their identity around unique facial characteristics. Be it an easily identifiable comb over or an attractive facial mole, some people are easy to spot across a crowded room or describe to a friend. However, those very same kinds of physical traits…
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