120. Monsters Like Disembodied Limbs

Who’s to say that without a body you can no longer be useful? Some of our best friends and favorite house members are disembodied limbs. They have trouble speaking for themselves, so let us vocalize their wonderful attributes. Disembodied limbs can fetch the mail, change the television channel, or assist…

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117. Monsters Like Manicures

Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet…

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