Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might,…
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day is now only one month away! We’ve got our outfits picked out and flowers ready and rotting for our dates. If you don’t have have a special monster set yet to keep you company, don’t fret! We can help. The SML Haunted Mansion and Blog…
We’ve been waiting for you. For centuries, we’ve sat in the cold, damp silence of our tomb. We’ve lost strength, we’ve lost body mass, we’ve slowly been eaten alive by flesh-eating beetles. But the one thing we have held onto was our hope. Hope that one day some dumb American…
Brought to you by the letter “S”: Scabs Slime Slithering Snakes Sewer Drains Spiders Snail Shells Any more ideas?
When the munchies hit you, there is a tasty snack awaiting you on your arm.
Everyone says that eating before bed is a bad idea. It’s bad for your metabolism, it gives you bad dreams, it makes you wake up even hungrier. Blah, blah, blah. What do they know. There’s no problem with eating after midnight. Right?
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day is now two months away. Everybody who’s anybody has their date lined up already. But where is yours? Fear not, single humans. We are here to help! The SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory has created a series of 3 paper doll monsters for you…
When you’ve been to Hell and back (usually on vacation in late July), the idea of death doesn’t seem so scary or pressing. In fact, knowing what’s on the other side can make you look forward to the prospect of dying. I know I, for one, am really looking forward…
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