You’re alone. And you have this nagging feeling at the back of your neck that there’s someone behind you. But you turn and there’s no one there. You’ve got miles in front of you and miles behind, and you haven’t seen a single soul in hours. That’s because we don’t…
Bear traps? They should call them “Stupid Human Traps.” Think about it. How many times have you ever heard of a bear getting its leg caught in a trap? Never? Me neither. Now, how many times have you and your coworkers taken a team building weekend in the woods of…
Face it. Men are suckers for a crying woman. As soon as the tears start flowing, a man’s entire set of defenses falls in the face of her sorrow. (Or her contrived sorrow, depending on how good she is at crying on cue.) He is suddenly at her mercy, ready…
Formaldehyde is like a monster’s duct tape. We use it for everything. Short on booze for your cocktail? Just toss in a dash of formaldehyde. Scraped your arm up chasing a few high schoolers through the woods? Spray it with formaldehyde. Have a body to preserve? Of course, formaldehyde. Run…
“Life. Life is ritual. Routine. Control. And an essential part of that routine – regular oral hygiene.” Quote borrowed from “Dexter” Season 3, Episode 1.
Hug A Monster Day is fast approaching! There are only a few days left until July 27 and the one holiday designed to show your favorite monsters some love. We planned three special paper dolls for this year’s holiday. Hopefully you already downloaded them all in order to create your…
One minute you have a sweet, cuddly child, but then…BAM. Projectile vomiting, head spinning, television flickering. You know, the whole nine. Thanks to baby Aurora for inspiring this post.
There’s nothing nicer to see than a group of lovely, intelligent young women who like to enjoy each other’s company every other Tuesday. Especially when one needs a ride home at the end of the night…
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