Most children dread being the new kid in school – and with great reason! The new kid gets picked on, made fun of, and is generally bullied until he is the hollow shell of his former self. But as much as we love seeing that happen, there is one thing…
It’s that time of year again – the time for Spring Cleaning! That means dusting off all the cobwebs in the corners, cleaning out the closets, and brutally murdering the unwelcoming new neighbors. Oh! And don’t forget. Let’s change the carpets. It will be easier than scrubbing out the blood.…
Unless you’re a fan of 50s-era film auteur Edward D. Wood, Jr., you have probably not come across (1955). Wood is best known as the master of schlocky genre films, posthumous recipient of the Golden Turkey Award for Worst Director of All Time, and cult following that developed into an…
You sound awfully sure of yourself. But just how sure are you? Really? Wanna bet your soul on that?
On most days, the function of a truck’s emergency brake is to prevent an emergency from happening. But then there are those days when you’re out replacing window panes in an unfamiliar part of town, and the brake of the truck that you’ve parked in a tight alleyway just happens…
This Valentine’s Day, tell your special someone (or something, depending on your monstery tastes) how you feel with a box of chocolates. While all the choices we’ve listed may not be dark chocolate, per se, they will showcase your delightfully dark feelings in chocolate form. Pair these with a bottle…
I, Wilfred Peabody Nobel, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my estate, including all land, business holdings, and stolen NAZI art, to my nephew and sole heir, Mr. George. A. R. Nobel, on the condition that he meets the following criteria: Be himself of sound mind and…
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