Gather up any strong feelings you have about reality shows, docu-dramas, shaky camera techniques, and mockumentaries. Now take a big, violent bite out of them, drain them of all their exasperating tendencies, toss them into the back yard, and call your familiar to clean up behind you. What We Do…
Brian De Palma’s 1976 version of Carrie, which we recently reviewed, is one of the defining horror films of that decade, and perhaps of all time. Sissy Spacek’s sublimely creep-tastic performance was full of nuance and a measure of naivete. It was clear that Kimberly Peirce, director of the 2013…
The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist, or so the saying goes. That may be the case for “THE” devil, but what of other, lesser evil creatures? We can’t speak for them all, but we can share the technique that works best…
It’s hard to believe, I know. Especially for an avid horror-lover who missed her own senior prom. I’ve seen bits and pieces on tv and online, and I thought I’d read all the spoilers. But until now, I’d never seen Brian De Palma’s Carrie all the way through. Don’t laugh.…
“I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.” “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” “I’ve got something better than a six pack; I’ve got a whole keg.” You mortals and your tiring obsession with your weight. We watch TV. We see the commercials: exercise machines and Weight Watchers programs followed by…
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Hey! Thanks for inviting us over. You didn’t invite us, you say? Well, sure you did! What do you call the closed blinds and locked doors? That’s an open invitation for a private party. So, what are we doing tonight? Romantic comedy double feature? Crafts? Board games? I’m really good…
When you think of timeless beauties, who do you think of? Helen of Troy? It’s true, her beauty could sink a thousand ships. Cleopatra? A deadly beauty, to be sure. Okay, who else: Grace Kelly. Marilyn Monroe. Audrey Hepburn. Sure. They weren’t responsible for that many deaths. But I guess…
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